why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What would Muhammed do?

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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