- Anti Joke

Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

woman's rights

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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