What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Your Mother

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Justin Bieber

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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