- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

osama bin laden is dead

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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