- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock knock. Get out!!

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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