- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's a good joke? Not this one.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

obama

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Thats what she said

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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