look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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You have friends

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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your life

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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