Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Women's rights

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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