Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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