A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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