- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

just in time?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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