Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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