- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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