Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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