What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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woman's rights

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Replacement Referees

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Matthew Baker

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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