So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What the hell are you doing?

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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