What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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This is funny.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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haha black people :D

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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