Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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