- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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