Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Ham sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Were can you find a bag of meth?

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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