- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

can you pass the soap?

i have two hands.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

YO FACE

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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