- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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