- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Ebola

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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