- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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