Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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nice tits.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Who invented apple? God

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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