Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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