- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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