- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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