I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

knock knock who's there ?

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Where's my tractor?

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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