whos district champs not JM

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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