- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

jd and zach loves vigina

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

j.p. is dumb

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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