- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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