- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Your life

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

knock knock come in !

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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