- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

can you pass the soap?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Girls Lacrosse.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

your life

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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