Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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