Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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