Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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knock knock come in !

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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