Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Albert your flies undone.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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