- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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