- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Erectile Dysfunction.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

I read the terms of service.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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