Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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