- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Ron Paul for President!

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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