Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Anti Joke

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