A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What would Muhammed do?

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Amazing

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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