- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A baby seal walks into a club.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Double-whammy

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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