- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

knock knock There's no door

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

say it ten times fast: oh

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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