Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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