- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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