- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whose your daddy? Not me

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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