What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Poop...

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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