- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

I went to school. Then I came home.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

minorities

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Penis

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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