how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

boys

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Jeff

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Anti Joke

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