What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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