- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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