- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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