- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Penis chickens

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

anus

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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