- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

96 Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Nero, sure you are okay?

I like the color potato.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan