A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Haha, I get it..

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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im gay

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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