Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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I went to work today....

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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WILLY

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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