Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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