- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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