Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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haha

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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