- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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