Tall asians

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what has genitial warts? me

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +19

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops