- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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