- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

V I T A M I N C !

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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