- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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