- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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