Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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