Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Do u take sugar?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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