what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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