- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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