- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Misner is a twat.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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