- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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