- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

i like men but im not gay

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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