what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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