- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I'm Polish.

What would u like to drink?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Women's rights

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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