Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

knock knock who's there? faith

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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