- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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